LA VIE CHEZ MOI.

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Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours

sodamnrelatable:

You: Yeah, sure thing.

Next hour and a half…

And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…

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BAHAHAHAHAHHA omg. My life is on tumblr.

But don’t think one second that when Janet gets home, that house isn’t spotless. Lol.

Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours

sodamnrelatable:

You: Yeah, sure thing.

Next hour and a half…

And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…

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Empty promises are the best.

sodamnrelatable:

BEST POST AHAHAHHA

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cindry:

when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws the possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now

fuckyeahhotactress:

Julianne Moore

fuckyeahhotactress:

Julianne Moore

So effing true.

So effing true.